Tampa Bay Criminal Defense Lawyer - Naked Burglar or Reese's Cup?

By Nicholas Dorsten, Esq.

A rather humorous story from the smoking gun website, about a man who was arrested for burglary, found naked and covered in dessert...

FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky (add shock here) supermarket.

Andrew Toothman, 22 and the burglary suspect, was collared by State troopers who responded to a 911 call from a Food World supermarket in the city of Neon. The naked burglar was charged burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure.

A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.” Troopers noted that the store’s front door was “busted out,” and that several fire extinguishers had been discharged. Peanut butter and chocolate were also spread on the market's floor and in the manager’s office.

But the most bizarre bit of vandalism, reporetedly involved NyQuil, the popular cold and flu remedy. “There was nyquil on the floor that spelled out sorry,” according to the police report.

Toothman admitted to breaking into the market, troopers noted. The hapless burglar is being held in the Letcher County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond.

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